“I put my cape on one shoulder at a time just like anybody else. I think by staying with me, people get a sense of that. That's sort of what a lair is all about.”
Ted, Superhost
Sector 177-E
Close to most planets inhabited by intelligent life and flying distance from popular attractions.
The most advanced gadgets, highly-trained sidekicks, and cleverly hidden hideaways.
“I put my cape on one shoulder at a time just like anybody else. I think by staying with me, people get a sense of that. That's sort of what a lair is all about.”
Hobbit holes, nooks, and enchanted forests abound, perfect for your sacred quest to triumph over evil.
There's room for your entire clan in our spacious fortresses and forests.
“I like people to feel at home in my lair. But I also want my guests to get out and explore the city. I want them to know what it's like to live here, so I give them suggestions. I know a lot about nightlife.”
Shy, nocturnal, or recently reanimated? 24-hour check-in makes your arrival easy.
Stay in private lairs for lots of peace, quiet, and eternal rest.