While I find it best not to say anything if you do not have something nice to say, I will reiterate that I have never had a guest leave my property with such little respect. Not only was the apartment malodorous, the kitchen filled with stale and crusty dishes, shopping bags and tags scattered here and there, that would have been enough of a surprise - and I do not expect to find a clean apartment after our guests leave, just a modicum of care. The kicker was that you had scarred my new coffee table in two places by burning candles that somehow, through your neglect, left a burn mark in one spot and, by your trying to remove more wax from another mishap, managed to scar the table again. The internet is filled with remedies for candle wax, pity I did not have the opportunity to address this prior to discovering your damage which you failed to report upon your departure.
I all, this was like having a teenager stay and good on you Leslie, for remaining young at heart. Sorry that it left a bad taste in my mouth.
All good things to you,