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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On or Off, Whatever

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On or Off, Whatever

1 guest
1 bedroom
1 bed
1 shared bath
1 guest
1 bedroom
1 bed
1 shared bath

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The only thing real about it is the part where it says that it's not real.

It's not real.

Designed by a someone who knows better than to say they're a Harvard-educated architect, this stay will meet your needs! The idea is to give you some kind of [insert adjective here] experience while feeling even more ripped off than the suckers who attended FYRE fest.

Amenities

Kitchen
Wifi
Hangers
Hair dryer
Shampoo
Essentials

Sleeping arrangements

Bedroom 1
1 double bed

House Rules

No smoking
Not suitable for pets
No parties or events
Not safe or suitable for children (0-12 years)
Check-in time is 12PM (noon) - 6PM
Check out by 12AM (midnight)

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Hosted by Shannon

New York, United StatesJoined in November 2012
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Location
Brooklyn, NY, United States

The space is located in the hoity-toity (am I spelling the right? does it matter?) Brooklyn Heights neighborhood, steps away from the original location of the Brooklyn Historical Society and blocks aw…

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