First, imagine that everything from this comment is true, to see the wrong and lie. (very good exemple) Lets go for some fun! :)
1 - Passion for French culture? My god what does that mean? We contact you to inform you of the culture of the country to help you for having a good holiday?? :) 19 pages!!! French are so arrogant!!
2 - You wrote: you have contacted us during your stay. And, later, it was perfectly possible for you to contact us by email.
3 - With this information you gave to us. I think it is great fun : because the sheets not changed, fungus growing on the drain ... This story that you invent as I just learn it now. But, by love, let's say you are right. Because it's your word against mine.I Just want to look all you write and what you does not write. Well, you have contacted us. We want to know when? At the end of the stay or the beginning? Suppose at the beginning of the stay. Did we come? Or We refused? Airbnb stepped in and contacted us to kill the bacteria? What is happened? If this story is true, why do not you talk about a refund? Because this is a great proof that you do not lie! We will all want to know! Now imagine that you have contacted us at the end of your stay you have managed to sleep in sheets not changed with fungus growing on the drain, filled with almost breathe? :)))
2 - Well, it's true that I do not often respond to positive or bad comment, but yours is frankly a success and to be honest my husband is not at home tonight and I'm bored. While it is true that I am not defending anything because it is useless. But I love to laugh, and then I have a very good case: yours. Thank you so.
4 - All the Chinese, Russian, Japanese, Arabic, Italian ... Have a question for you: Is it difficult to translate everything and because it's true in your country you don 'not accustomed to be treated like any other ... You know there are many people in this world who would like to be treated like any other. So here (Hidden by Airbnb) has been informed of this. (Hidden by Airbnb) then offered (Hidden by Airbnb) translation to the world what is really garbage because he did not think english speaker but for once at the worldwide. Besides, you've never found the apartment because of them! Must be killed (Hidden by Airbnb) !
5 - Your phone does not work, then? :)))
6 - You get an early check in? Cool, But How it Could Be possible with this kind of person! Just question at what time did you ask for this? Before your departure, Did you give 'them your hour arriving? Because this need some organization no? :)))
Conclusion: A sweet face, a sweet smile ... Yours is not enough for many. There are too many in this world who prefer to laugh than kindness. It is not worth humiler you with lie because we asked you to respect our house rules and be polite because it is important for us. It is true that your private email was so freaky (like this comment), we asked you to be polite with us because we have been with you. And yes, if a person is not well behaved at my home, I will told him. The thrue is better than a good smile any slack ... Come on, smile as you I also love nature!