This is not an inexpensive alternative to a hotel. Plenty of hotels in the nearby village can offer you the comforts you have come to expect at a cheaper price than I can afford to offer.
If you have read all the reviews by people who have stayed here, are intrigued by the prospect of seclusion and are willing to forego your comfort zone and live like a local, you are most welcome to my home. If not, and you book anyway, I promise you the worst nightmare vacation experience you could imagine.
There is free parking available just off the road above the house.
Please do not feed the cats on the balcony. If you do, more will come.
A siesta is observed during the hottest hours of the day. This is a good time to relax in the shade or rest up for the evening ahead.