Vacation rentals in Bernie

The Carriage House

You will truly enjoy the picturesque beauty of this setting right outside the city limits. The property has been designated as a Wildlife Habitat. You may occasionally see deer on the property and there is also a lovely spring fed pond. Elvis Presley spent time here on a few occasions. He rowed around the pond in a canoe and rode horses here. It is a two minute drive to our historic downtown. Farmhouse style decor. This is a two-story dwelling. The bedroom, bathroom and living room are upstairs.

Newly remodeled quaint 2 BR 2 BA

Cozy 1 story brick home built in 50's. Newly remodeled in 2023; this quaint home includes 2 BR’s both w/ queen beds and 2 bathrooms 1 with shower/tub combo and 1 w/ shower only. All new appliances including W/D, refrigerator, stove/oven, microwave, coffee maker& garbage disposal. Living room w/ full-size couch, Smart TV & WIFI. Located in downtown Dexter within walking distance to historic streets full of boutiques, restaurants, etc..1 outdoor ring camera - air mattress & pack n play available

A Themed Cabin w/HOT TUB and fire pit in the woods

"The Fox Den" was designed just for couples...curling up by the fireplace or soaking in a hot tub in a screened-in porch, this unique 70's themed cabin in the woods, away from the stressors and noise of everyday life. Whether you're celebrating or just looking for an excuse to come for seclusion and quiet, the fox den is the ideal place to book for your romantic getaway, located 2 hrs. south of St Louis near Wappapello Lake. Breakfast items provided for guests to cook, including farm fresh eggs

Cozy cabin on the hill! Free Wifi!

Minutes away from fishing hunting and shopping! Located next to a family farm. You can arrange a time to visit and meet their cute cuddly critters! Be our guest! Looking forward to a ideal country cabin or relax in the beautifully lit claw foot tub or roast some delicious marshmallows next to the large rock fireplace located in the living room. It is amazing but the sleeping quarters are located up a flight of stairs if you have any disabilities that prevent stairs the cabin is not ideal.

1-bedroom tiny home located in historic Bloomfield

Kick back and relax in this calm and stylish space located minutes from the Missouri Veterans Cemetery and The Stars and Stripes Muesum and Library. 1bdrm/1bath comfortably sleeps 2 and is furnished with everything you need. Inside you will find all new appliances, bedding, and linens. Circle drive with parking. No smoking or pets allowed. Local restaurants include Las Brasis and Elderland. Or try out locally owned businesses just 6.5 miles drive to Dexter such as Hickory Log and Dexter BBQ!

Get away acres 1/2 mile off 60 hiway ( sanitized)

20 acres, small house , supplied with linens, soaps, pans, Pets are allowed in most cases for $30 unless paid online fee payable upon arrival . Animals aren’t welcome to sleep in the beds or sit on the furniture unless <20 lbs Were close to Piney Woods lake 2 min,Black & Current River ( 10- 20 min.), Wappapello & Clearwater Lake. About 20 minutes from Poplar Bluff. outdoor gas grill and a small charcoal grill and patio with a fire pit in a large yard. We have weak wifi . No smoking!

Hunt, fish, or relax in the hot tub - Sleeps 10+

Escape to a secluded 5BR cabin on 56 private acres near Lake Wappapello! Backed by national forest, this retreat features a hot tub, stocked pond, shooting range, pool table, large kitchen, open living room with fireplace, and a wraparound deck. Perfect for hunting, fishing, and relaxing with family or friends—just minutes from town and entertainment but feels a world away. With the charm of wilderness and the convenience of being close to town, it’s the ultimate year-round destination.

Secluded Cabin on BlackRiver/ Hot tub- NO PETS!

This is our family cabin. Our family farms soybeans, rice, and corn. We are too busy working during spring, summer, and some of fall to enjoy our cabin much. We are wanting to share our beautiful place for others to enjoy. It is located approximately 10 minutes from Poplar Bluff, MO. We live about 30 minutes away, so we can be available if needed. We have satellite TV and wi-fi. Cabin is pretty secluded nestled among the trees with the Black River flowing within 100 feet of the deck.

The Cottage at Evergreen

This guesthouse is located on the grounds of an historic, 1898, Dexter home. While a studio floor plan, it offers a queen bed, living room area, a small bathroom and a kitchenette. There is a smart TV, internet, a small fridge, microwave and Keurig coffee maker. The decor is a warm, cottage theme that is changed with the seasons. A small porch offers outdoor seating for 2. Beside the garage is a fire bowl and chairs guests may use. An assortment of snacks and drinks await you!

Cozy cabin with hot tub minutes from Current River

Cane Creek Cabin is located in Ellsinore, Missouri; minutes from the beautiful Big Springs National Park, Current River and Black River. If you’re looking for a secluded quiet getaway, look no further!! This cozy 432 sq. ft, studio cabin is the perfect getaway from the hustle and bustle of our fast paced world. Situated on 37 acres with a creek view, it’s the perfect location to unwind after a fun filled day at the river or just to getaway and enjoy the beautiful Ozarks.

Camp Bluegill Lake House

New, modern, and cozy with tons of amenities and activities. Relax in the hot tub overlooking the private lake or lounge on the private beach and watch the kids have fun in the paddle boat. Beautiful, secluded property on 5 acres. Tons of parking and easy in and out access for trailers and covered parking. Minutes from beaches, boat ramps and marinas on beautiful Lake Wappapello. Multiple state parks, trails and recreational activities also within minutes.

Two Cedars

Forget your worries in this spacious and serene space. Located 5 miles from town. Watch the sunrise while having coffee on the deck. Enjoy the local wildlife, while walking the trails around the pond and through the woods. We are a working farm with cows and free range chickens.